Molson Canadian - I Am Canadian Rant

Molson Canadian - I Am Canadian Rant 

Hey,

I'm not a lumber jack

Or a fur trader

And I dont live in an igloo

Or eat blubber

Or own a dog sled

And I don't know

Jimmy, Jally or Suzie from Canada

Although I'm sure they're really really nice

I have a Prime Minister not a President

I speak English and French not American

And I pronounce it about not "a-boot"

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack I believe in peackeeping not policing

Diversity not assimilation

And that the beaver is a truley proud and noble animal

A toque is a hat a chesterfield is a couch

And it is prnouced "zed" not "zee" "zed"!

Canada is the 2nd largest landmass!

The 1st nation in hockey!

And the best part of North America!

My name is Joe and I am Canadian!